Viagra gives you wings
The group escapes Mount Mentiri and magically travels to Uthodurn to bring the body of Kra’naelen to Sumina and her associate Æsheryn, to try a reincarnation...
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If you shove its head through its butthole, then it’s a cockring
The Librarians literally fight for their lives in an epic 3-session battle against four mind flayers in a cavern made of lava.
I’m his emotional support Goliath
The group explores a cavern filled with lava and apparitions. Maltheo finds a Scroll of Revivify linked to the Ashari. Another references a Phoenix tied to A...
My nipples are harder than your storm can hit
Maltheo’s killing blow reveals a twist- a reborn harpy queen emerges. Briya’s attempt to heal an ally results in the acquisition of Harmony’s Embrace. With m...
He must never sleep again
The party tracks down Aaron the dealer, discovering he deals drugon. After learning about his imprisoned brother, Maltheo, justifying his actions as chaotic ...
Can’t you just make it 9 inches?
In Vol’antim, the Librarians play truth or dare, revealing secrets. Cass seeks vengeance, Maltheo contemplates regicide. They ally with the Horizon to tackle...
It can be scary. It’s massive, and worth seeing.
We meet three Aarakocra guards, discuss an alliance against Gorefeather harpies, and learn about the Thuellai. On our way to the city under a mountain, we fa...
Don’t make fun stories while I’m typing
In a temple, Prophet seeks advice from the High Priestess on authenticity and faith. Later, he experiences a possible divine communication. The group treks i...